On the Utility of Visual Basic and Haikus

I was working with some sample code which unfortunately was in Visual Basic.  After working on translating the Visual Basic to a language that doesn't suck (anything else is better) for about 20 minutes I started to try to think of ways to increase the rate I translated the VB code to C#.  My first thought was to write a Haiku about it.  Here it goes:

I hate Visual Basic
The Bubonic Plague
is much more preferable

After writing this I realized that writing Haikus is like writing Visual Basic, both are a waste of time.  ;)